Da Ugly Devil's Heaven

I was just cleaning my old books and stuffs, and I found one old magazine with some tongue twisters in it. I thought may be I would post it here so that all of the people could enjoy it but the question is can you handle it? So have fun pronouncing it. Lets see how good you can twist your tongue but be careful not to get your tongue twisted by your tongue twister.

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Peter bought a butter, the butter peter bough was bitter, so peter bought a better butter to make the bitter butter better.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Betty Botter had some butter but she said, “this butter’s bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it will make my batter bitter, but a bit of better butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So it was better Betty Botter bought a bit of better batter.

A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.

The sixth sick shield’s sixth sheep’s sick.

She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore. I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, “Lets us fly!” Said the fly, “Let us flee!” So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten by the better bitten bittern, Said: “I’m a bitter biter bit, attack!”

Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw before Soar saw See, which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See’s saw before See sawed Soar’s seesaw, See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw. So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck as much as he could and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed Shilly-shallied south. These sheep should sleepin a shack; sheep should sleep in a sack.

I hope you all enjoyed!!!